"I.m making this decision on principle, just to see how it feels." New Yorker Cartoon
"What do you mean 64K? When we wrote BASIC, it only took up 8K of RAM. What the f*k do you think idiots think you.re doing? Is this thing REALLY 8 fucking BASICs?"
Bil Gates, on MS DOS Lan Manager
"Obviously we hope that the discount will attract more people," he added. "It's good for business, it's good for the environment - and it's good for the girls."
- Telegraph.co.uk. "German brothel offers discounts to cyclists."
kristenandroid: no but i spilled lead on mylself
kristenandroid: not sure if i should worry..
kristenandroid: i just licked it off
kristenandroid: i have a little of every element above #92 in me
- Kristen C.
"We were drinking and what doesn't happen when you're drunk?"
- Yuri Lyalin, commenting on the 6 inch knife in his back after failing to notice it when he had waken from the previous night
"i like to burn my baby's shitty diapers in my fireplace."
- Aunttilla, on the topic of good fire starter sources (taken from the "Frugal" Craigslist discussion forum)
"Play a sport of some kind. It doesn't matter what it is, as long as it replaces the corpse-like pallor of the computer programmer with a ruddy glow. Honestly, this is more important than you know."
- From the advice on girls section of 'The Dangerous Book for Boys,' by Iggulden
"March... the month God designed to show people that don't drink what a hang over is like."
- Garrison Keillor
"Skywalkers in Korea Cross Han Solo"
- Headlines from Washington Post (May 3, 2007)
Kyle: "So you hold down the buttons on the neck and strum with this lever.
Ilya: "This is more realistic than I thought."
- Lab staff playing Rock Band
.Time Finally Catches Up With The Militant Nihilist..
- Headline to obituary for Oberlin College Athletic Director (1972-1974), Jack Scott
"...rather unforgiving user environment, that happily replaces bad versions of us with better working versions and thus culls the herd (biologists often call this "survival of the fittest")"
- Linus Torvalds on inspiration for the Linux Kernel
"Even in the darkest of suffering, a man can sleep. But for the man who inflicts the suffering, his mind cannot rest."
- Ishbal Elder
"Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving like a college freshman on $1-a-beer night.
Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, Minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."
"$275!!
That's only 275 double cheeseburgers at Mcdonalds or 91 specials at Bob & Barbaras with a 66 cent tip (you cheap bastard) "
- Craigslist posting for a Pake track frame
"I don't know what it is about Window Managers, but people complain if they don't get a screenshot"
- Shawn Bretts, author of Ratpoison
"A friendly chit chat, at the end of which one member per week will be stoned. It's like a reality TV show, only without the glamour..."
- David Cupp on SWAT Group